View Pit Stop page for race #633 by muchtypewow — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 70.75 wpm (52.24 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 28, 2014 6:34:34pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 28, 2014 6:35:26pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
4. skulkan (65.56 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 88.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
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