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Race #628

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Official speed 70.95 wpm (79.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 19, 2018 9:00:39am UTC
Race Finish May 19, 2018 9:01:59am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 3. jnshey (81.91 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 106.42
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!