Austin (austinhwang)

Race #622

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Official speed 110.72 wpm (43.79 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 1, 2018 1:56:10am UTC
Race Finish March 1, 2018 1:56:54am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. teiloq (108.57 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 132.86
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...