zero (crispyasf)

Race #6156

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Official speed 111.36 wpm (50.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 9, 2018 12:44:37am UTC
Race Finish December 9, 2018 12:45:28am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. styrofoam (115.30 wpm)
3. fartingfalts (95.31 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 167.04
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!