View Pit Stop page for race #61 by pandamkii — Ghost race
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Official speed | 62.99 wpm (66.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 20, 2017 3:22:46pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 20, 2017 3:23:53pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 65.09 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |