kream (remmie2k)

Race #6039

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Official speed 113.48 wpm (39.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 31, 2018 3:53:53am UTC
Race Finish December 31, 2018 3:54:33am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. teriyakichicken (97.05 wpm)
3. tshafer3 (92.46 wpm)
4. adranos (91.09 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 139.95
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.