View Pit Stop page for race #601 by laughablehammer — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 63.65 wpm (66.17 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 22, 2022 7:14:39am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 22, 2022 7:15:45am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. phmi (84.17 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 65.77 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |