Miras (concreteoverthesea)

Race #595

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Official speed 51.46 wpm (87.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 15, 2018 11:58:57am UTC
Race Finish April 15, 2018 12:00:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. jr9810 (72.08 wpm)
2. flamefrost (70.03 wpm)
3. malfortune (68.63 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 63.46
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.