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Race #594

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Official speed 109.46 wpm (41.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 1, 2020 1:54:00am UTC
Race Finish December 1, 2020 1:54:41am UTC
Outcome No win (6 of 10)
Opponents 1. arenasnow2 (192.32 wpm)
2. leonzalion (128.97 wpm)
3. znil (123.02 wpm)
5. nagromicous (111.81 wpm)
7. enscarr (108.97 wpm)
9. pumpkinsoup1 (99.86 wpm)
10. jackn11 (78.73 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 135.00
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.