Elias (the_dovah)

Race #585

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Official speed 58.54 wpm (80.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 28, 2021 11:23:22am UTC
Race Finish September 28, 2021 11:24:42am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. angry_grandad (57.05 wpm)
5. frfrstopcappin (50.74 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 68.30
Text #198 (Length: 392 characters)

The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.