Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia_labeouf)

Race #5837

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Official speed 90.86 wpm (44.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 30, 2023 9:33:51pm UTC
Race Finish August 30, 2023 9:34:36pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. dbinette03 (102.47 wpm)
4. pissnugget (69.84 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 84.80
Text #3100004 (Length: 340 characters)

And that's what this whole thing is about. Calling home. Instinctively. Even when all the paperwork - a marriage license, a notarized deed, two birth certificates, and seven years of tax returns - clearly indicates you're an adult, but all the same, there you are, clutching the phone and thanking God that you're still somebody's daughter.