View Pit Stop page for race #580 by danmoople — Ghost race
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Official speed | 79.12 wpm (53.24 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 18, 2016 3:05:23pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 18, 2016 3:06:16pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Accuracy | 91.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |