Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia_labeouf)

Race #5700

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Official speed 99.27 wpm (47.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 25, 2023 2:24:46pm UTC
Race Finish August 25, 2023 2:25:34pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 115.81
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.