View Pit Stop page for race #57 by purpleturkey — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 73.50 wpm (50.94 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 16, 2017 7:01:28pm UTC |
| Race Finish | February 16, 2017 7:02:19pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
4. puppysmile (54.73 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |