View Pit Stop page for race #567 by jarthur23 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 82.37 wpm (88.58 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 6, 2023 12:33:16pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 6, 2023 12:34:44pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. typer_trainer (102.06 wpm) 2. jhoeeee (85.54 wpm) 4. red666 (77.70 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 138.65 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |