View Pit Stop page for race #563 by bluealfy1509 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 81.04 wpm (51.97 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 5, 2010 4:10:28pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 5, 2010 4:11:19pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. grrarg (91.81 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |