Joo (jooooooo)

Race #5629

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Official speed 80.32 wpm (60.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 7, 2019 4:03:37pm UTC
Race Finish April 7, 2019 4:04:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. flip2theleft (87.20 wpm)
3. miminpickle (75.18 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 96.39
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...