cringer (typecringe)

Race #5614

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Official speed 98.63 wpm (49.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 6, 2020 5:37:29am UTC
Race Finish March 6, 2020 5:38:18am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. vasanthraja (89.44 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 121.64
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.