View Pit Stop page for race #559 by halfyam — Ghost race
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Official speed | 95.62 wpm (44.05 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 3, 2020 8:03:36pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 3, 2020 8:04:20pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 106.77 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |