( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius)

Race #5577

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Official speed 98.37 wpm (38.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 12, 2020 7:02:28pm UTC
Race Finish May 12, 2020 7:03:06pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. jzhu97 (89.64 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 100.01
Text #3550552 (Length: 316 characters)

If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.