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Race #55584

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Official speed 62.61 wpm (95.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 2, 2019 8:25:08am UTC
Race Finish January 2, 2019 8:26:44am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. derpenboy (80.46 wpm)
2. veltzer (76.14 wpm)
3. rielgrumal (73.43 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 97.05
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.