Penguin (superpenguin9)

Race #553

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Official speed 83.28 wpm (58.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 24, 2021 8:13:36am UTC
Race Finish June 24, 2021 8:14:35am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. kharkongor (70.45 wpm)
4. krarc (64.29 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 102.71
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.