View Pit Stop page for race #5435 by nothisisjohn — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 152.40 wpm (24.57 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 25, 2020 5:47:17pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 25, 2020 5:47:42pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. fouracle (139.55 wpm) 3. poem (117.15 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 149.86 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |