Tony (feetiswhynocaps)

Race #542

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Official speed 95.48 wpm (51.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 30, 2023 12:08:43pm UTC
Race Finish June 30, 2023 12:09:34pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. zxcn (81.83 wpm)
4. asy_coder (71.50 wpm)
5. hawkeines (66.15 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 117.75
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.