Craig (jitterjuicegaming)

Race #540

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Official speed 80.78 wpm (64.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 28, 2018 4:05:20pm UTC
Race Finish May 28, 2018 4:06:25pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. plinkiplonk (67.47 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 115.79
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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?