D (mortimer815)

Race #54

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Official speed 95.24 wpm (47.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 2, 2018 2:09:04pm UTC
Race Finish November 2, 2018 2:09:51pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. jjz03 (79.12 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 117.46
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.