View Pit Stop page for race #53 by poopbuttman42 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 94.82 wpm (44.42 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 30, 2021 4:50:33pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 30, 2021 4:51:17pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. octotyper (96.23 wpm) 3. swiftens (85.51 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 97.99 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |