Uncle John Jr. the 5th (checkid8)

Race #529

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Official speed 55.91 wpm (62.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 9, 2020 1:24:32pm UTC
Race Finish January 9, 2020 1:25:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 4. elkamill0 (50.63 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 49.39
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And now for a brief public service announcement: alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes. Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be: swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.