Schnitzel (cthulhuai)

Race #5259

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Official speed 64.56 wpm (75.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 4, 2019 11:06:15am UTC
Race Finish December 4, 2019 11:07:30am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 77.47
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...