Oli (oiisway)

Race #515

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Official speed 135.20 wpm (33.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 19, 2019 2:18:40am UTC
Race Finish March 19, 2019 2:19:14am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. get_a_lif3 (123.62 wpm)
3. paceyq (108.41 wpm)
4. realrealyalan (107.42 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 166.74
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.