Argo (argonautika)

Race #513

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Official speed 54.64 wpm (68.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 31, 2020 5:20:27pm UTC
Race Finish October 31, 2020 5:21:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 3. tudesci (72.23 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 53.73
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.