SomeGuy (hexadecimal101)

Race #5016

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Official speed 76.22 wpm (59.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 11, 2019 4:57:10pm UTC
Race Finish March 11, 2019 4:58:09pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. dhonuill (97.37 wpm)
2. primarch (86.82 wpm)
3. rrett (80.66 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 94.00
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.