John (analyticalchemist)

Race #50

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Official speed 94.83 wpm (44.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 20, 2016 8:44:33pm UTC
Race Finish August 20, 2016 8:45:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. bigdanglingd (131.29 wpm)
3. nexus52085 (88.96 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.