Brian (leviatan625)

Race #493

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Official speed 78.22 wpm (61.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 9, 2019 12:35:37am UTC
Race Finish January 9, 2019 12:36:39am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. number406 (93.37 wpm)
2. insignificantmeme (89.74 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 93.87
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...