View Pit Stop page for race #438 by bwaredevoodoo — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 72.54 wpm (58.06 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 24, 2021 7:33:20pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 24, 2021 7:34:18pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Opponents |
1. mr_slowpez (106.23 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 74.95 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |