gian (gianthetaco)

Race #437

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Official speed 114.07 wpm (42.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 11, 2019 12:50:23am UTC
Race Finish July 11, 2019 12:51:06am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. sigel (127.16 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 136.88
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...