Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776)

Race #4310

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Official speed 65.09 wpm (69.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 3, 2018 3:34:43am UTC
Race Finish October 3, 2018 3:35:52am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. konstyle (81.14 wpm)
2. zyllyan (69.19 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 80.28
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.