Gustav (oinkfier)

Race #426

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Official speed 44.69 wpm (104.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 7, 2019 12:08:49pm UTC
Race Finish October 7, 2019 12:10:33pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. simopr (70.45 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 55.12
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?