View Pit Stop page for race #418 by makaqe — Ghost race
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Official speed | 79.49 wpm (52.99 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 16, 2018 9:14:07am UTC |
Race Finish | September 16, 2018 9:15:00am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. kutsk (88.42 wpm) 5. laind (74.19 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 82.14 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |