i am bad (blazecharge12345)

Race #414

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Official speed 111.76 wpm (65.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 27, 2023 6:08:29pm UTC
Race Finish June 27, 2023 6:09:35pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. alihunzai (99.72 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 188.12
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.