incel named Chad (heterosexual)

Race #409

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Official speed 125.79 wpm (28.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 18, 2018 5:35:59pm UTC
Race Finish November 18, 2018 5:36:27pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 109.02
Text #163 (Length: 295 characters)

Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you, everything is great. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more waterslides than any other planet we communicate with.