View Pit Stop page for race #3963 by actual_cannibal_shia_labeouf — Ghost race
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Official speed | 96.74 wpm (75.42 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 27, 2023 3:23:18pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 27, 2023 3:24:33pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. abatara17 (133.77 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 162.84 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |