View Pit Stop page for race #384 by alexbananex — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 35.99 wpm (117.03 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 22, 2019 12:07:00pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 22, 2019 12:08:58pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 92.0% |
| Points | 37.19 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |