View Pit Stop page for race #3768 by dankfarm — Ghost race
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Official speed | 56.26 wpm (74.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 5, 2019 8:06:04am UTC |
Race Finish | March 5, 2019 8:07:19am UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. itdrmts (69.02 wpm) 2. jaroneemo (66.90 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 58.14 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |