Noir (noirrime)

Race #37

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Official speed 84.87 wpm (81.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 2, 2020 6:53:02pm UTC
Race Finish April 2, 2020 6:54:23pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. jlpt (106.56 wpm)
2. hebibuki (94.66 wpm)
3. kreschnav (86.69 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 151.36
Text #3551001 (Length: 573 characters)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile, you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!