Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia_labeouf)

Race #3682

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Official speed 81.73 wpm (45.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 20, 2023 4:57:10am UTC
Race Finish February 20, 2023 4:57:55am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. professor_zoom8 (106.52 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 70.83
Text #84 (Length: 308 characters)

And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.