♠️ lastofspades (lastofspades)

Race #3668

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Official speed 128.36 wpm (38.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 27, 2020 9:20:10am UTC
Race Finish January 27, 2020 9:20:48am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. giftedotter (99.96 wpm)
3. anonym_igelkott (88.33 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 158.31
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.