John (mccornville)

Race #366

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Official speed 71.07 wpm (68.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 18, 2019 5:15:08pm UTC
Race Finish March 18, 2019 5:16:16pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. hsheirah7504 (75.28 wpm)
5. manishmalaviya (62.54 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 85.28
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...