Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #3649

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Official speed 106.30 wpm (35.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 2, 2017 5:54:20pm UTC
Race Finish September 2, 2017 5:54:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. disclo5ure (139.98 wpm)
2. elhipercubo (108.42 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 104.53
Text #54 (Length: 310 characters)

Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. I might pumice my feet, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? 'Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.