danny (stewyvirus)

Race #3620

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Official speed 93.84 wpm (47.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 12, 2023 7:56:11pm UTC
Race Finish April 12, 2023 7:56:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. glandock1 (114.14 wpm)
3. verata (68.65 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.05
Text #3100084 (Length: 371 characters)

I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.